mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Keep you eyes on the prize!Your face when you think you have it all figured out and then your day goes to shit in an instant. Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Please don't make me come!!!Students sitting at the table when their parents forced them to come to the parent-teacher interview night with them. Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Turkey's fight backIn a last-ditch effort to avoid being on the table this year, Turkey's attempt to fight back as a means of survival. Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Clap off?? I'll go with bang off!!I was going to buy a clapper but then I remembered I had a better option. Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Careful not to push and grunt too hardThe reality is that some people deal with constipation better than others. I think trying one of the many products…mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoYou can't be seriousThis was me last Sunday as I watched LeSean McCoy score 2 TD's after I pulled him from my fantasy lineup because he…mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.You have got to be kidding me!Staring at my car covered in snow yesterday morning and remembering that my scraper broke at the end of last winter…mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoSnow Day!!!!With 15 CM of snow on the ground this morning we have the first SNOW DAY of the year. Teachers rejoice!!! Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoRules? Who needs them?Head of player safety for the NHL, George Parros after Tom Wilson's 20 game suspension was reduced by an independent…mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoClassroom bloodbath around the cornerWhen you know that only one more annoyance will put you over the edge. The classroom is about to get ugly! Bring it…mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoLet it rainThere comes a moment in every bad day where you stop fighting it and just accept that this is how the day is going to…mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoUmmmmm, where am I?When you wake up after a night of partying and have absolutely no idea where you are. Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoDez Bryant gone in the blink of an eye.Fantasy football owners who used their high waiver priority to pick up Dez Bryant for the playoff run. Ouch!!!! Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoMeeting a Steemian for the first time!What is happening every ten minutes at Steemfest. Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoSmoked again!!!Yet another season going up in smoke for the Cleveland Browns. I think they might need a bigger hose! Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoOh yeah, that's awesome.When your buddy won't stop going on and on about his latest new gadget. Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoThe fear is real!!!I think that this must be what it will feel like for Nate Peterman to look into the eyes of Khalil Mack on Sunday.…mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoBurning ring of fire coming!!After a night of drinking beer and eating hot wings at the bar, I could predict my experience in the bathroom for the…mile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoI'll show you!!!Ever get so mad that you react badly and then all of a sudden realize you have gone too far?? Run away!!!! Sourcemile-high-fan-07 (54)in #punchline • 6 years agoTell us the last thing you remember seeing.The Peak a boo game that is scarier than any Halloween fright you could imagine. Source
