When I DO get the email newsletter sign up thing figured out, what would make you want to subscribe? Anything? An audio version of one of my stories? A free story not available elsewhere? Something else I haven't thought of? How much of an incentive do you want/need/expect?

I don't know. That's why I don't offer one. If you have the bandwidth, you can throw some sexy tidbit of your (made up) real-life life.