Can you imagine Aristotle, Plato, Zeus, all the great philosophers sitting around the coliseum stunned in silence by the court jester as he speaks, LIFE...... SHIT.....
and isn't it ironic the number of phrases and references we silly humans make towards our excrement. Dumb shit, smart little shit, looks like, smells like shit, shit on top of shit, shit rolling downhill, uphill, stinky shit... And we brag about it too, dude I just took a nice healthy shit. Is that some kind of shit that's on a diet and exercises to be healthy? Face it we are obsessed with shit, life is full of shit, good shit, bad shit, shit I just took a shit...why would someone steal shit?? Don't touch my shit, leave my shit alone. Anyways there is one thing for certain that life's shit is full of surprises but I would recommend eating that shit. Blow the shit off, forget about that shit, especially the shit that happened yesterday because it's day old shit and there's nothing you can do about it. ..
Sorry about leaving shit in your comment box.
That's some ducked up dope shit tho.