Disclaimer: I have no idea what I’m talking about, do your research.

I laughed so hard to this I almost shed tears. Your writing doesn't reflect it, though.

One thing I wonder about addiction is what if it's a good thing, can you get addicted to it? Say you like helping people and you do it every damn day, or say nicotine is good for the body and you can't stop smoking.

I think @buzlealex's technique isn't so bad. It might help him to a gradual withdrawal. I doubt he'll get offered as much cig as he bought himself. He could go from there.

Brilliant post brother.