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RE: Venezuelan Presidential Address: "Grass Is Good"
What a way to begin my day! 🤣
the Americanos began genetically engineering cows such that they would produce MASSIVE amounts of flatulence. And, of course, they began selling these cows around the world.
Doesn't quite trump the American bovine who produces more gas than anyone would have thought possible.
If you are looking for guest cooks to contribute to your recipe anthology, I'd like to contribute one containing two magic South African grasses: Transkei Gold and Durban Poison.
Let me know. I'd be happy to oblige.
Fiona
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@fionasfavourites,
Fiona ... I was scratching my head. I need someone who:
1.) Laughs at all my stupid jokes;
2.) Possesses the culinary skills such that a resultant Gourmet Grass dish might be plausibly edible; and
3.) Possesses an ensprit de corps sufficient to engage in silliness for the sake of symbolism.
Ahhh ... Fiona.
Girl ... you go find a ditch and start reaping. I guarantee you Top Billing.
Disclaimer: You and @jaynie can't just use a piece of hay as a straw to slurp up some wine or as a stir stick for your Pina Coladas. Your dish has to be something that Comrade Maduro could actually claim was a meal.
Quill
@quillfire
Google Durban Poison and Transkei Gold and you will see that both the dish and the accoutrements will fit your bill....never mind Maduro's...
Fiona
@fionasfavourites,
You won't need any wine! Just whip up some brownies, add grass ... and you're good to go. Food AND medicine.
You're going to get a trophy. Hell, they might make you a general.
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Quill
@quillfire
Gotcha!
Cookies will be waiting. Bring the whips. @jaynie will have the 👢👢
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@fionasfavourites,
From what I've heard, @jaynie has the whips too.
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Quill
Oh yeah! 🤣
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