My dog...
He wasn't born the smartest of the bunch,
as he eats his own shit for lunch.
It gives him an evil breath,
with a sense of the smell of death.
I don't really care about that fact,
because me and him have a pact.
A walk in the parc gets him paid,
and his babe magnet gets me laid!
Copyright,
Pele23
@originalworks
I like it. Simple, down to Earth and practical. Please check out my poems and give me your opinion on them.
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look at me this dog
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Very nice and funny! Great post! Haha
Great poem and appropriate picture. Every time I read it, I start cracking up again. I thought you were going in the direction of him being able to lick himself, but you took it in a completely new direction. Following, looking forward to more.
Tnx man, Nice to know people enjoy my twisted mind!
This is sort of like a support group for twisted minds where we can all "come out" and realize we are not alone, and there are many more who are just as comically disturbed as we are!
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