Ass Tea [original poetry]

in #poetry7 years ago (edited)

first off, in case you don't know,
f-art poetry is actually a thing, innit?


Wikipedia even says so:

If you wanna get in on this latest movement (ha ha)
from the UK, make sure to tag your poetry #f-art !!!

This poem is dedicated to a little lady I like to call Racoon @Rhonda ...

"Ass Tea"

Nestea, nasty, give me a cuppa do;
ass tea, crass tea: laxatives make me poo.
Itadori's a diuretic.
I can't afford a medic.
But you, my lass, can wipe my arse
after enema's number two.

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Oh my, this is brilliant

:D

Hilarious! Actually, itadori isn't a diuretic. That's the nasty goldenrod tea--or "ass tea." LOLOL!!!

Itadori is goooooood. . . . .

Bahahaha this is hilarious! Love both the explanation of f-art and the poem

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