No Nantuckets! (limerick for Lymmerick's contest)

in #poetry • 7 years ago (edited)

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I had a teacher named Mrs. Mann
In 6th grade with my best friend, Nan
I tried a bribe to pass
and brought an apple to class
But Nan...took it and ran

My apologies, @lymmerik

#contest #onehumanbasket #funny #lymmerikslimericks
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     7 years ago 

    I can't believe that little jerk took your apple. The nerve!

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     7 years ago (edited)

    @moeknows,
    I'm impressed! Laughing! I ran with scissors once! Lol! Thanks for the entry.
    @Lymmerik

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     7 years ago 

    Thanks. I'm glad you could see the humor in it.

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       7 years ago 

      Hilarious use of the homophonic 'Nantookit'!

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       7 years ago 

      Lol, I wasn't sure if anybody would catch that.

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