Your right! Sorry I can't count - computer programming destroyed brain. ;) In any case how about this for the official entry:

I’m sitting around magnetically linking,
the world through my thinking…
Phone rings - it’s Microsoft Technical Service says an accented bloke.
He wants to virus my computer over with a magnifying glass???
I said “What Rainbow?”, he said, “Hi low?”
He gets mad, “My private parts are bigger than your flowers!!!”
I hang up the phone and grin, “My home is safe with Linux powers.”