When You Leave Me

If you leave me
I will not cry
I will only drown in the salt sea
That will endlessly flow from the well of my eye

I will command the day to cease to be
And stop the sun never again to rise

When you say you can no longer cope
I definitely will not commit suicide with a rope
I will only tie a balloon to the ceiling fan
Climb a chair and closely watch it jet and turn like a hanging man

I will reverse the hand of my wall clock
Cause it to work in an anti clockwise direction
And command the earth to halt her revolution

When you say goodbye
When you say you can't do this again
That what we share is over
I definitely will not go insane
Nor die of high fever

I will only be a patient well enough
To kill my doctor
Put myself in a handcuff
And plead guilty in front of a jury

O when you're gone
I definitely will not shoot myself with a gun
I will only swallow its bullets like sleeping tablets
And digest it's lethal content of lead
As vital vitamins
Required nutrients for the healthy nourishment of the living dead

@jedhen

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This piece describe the insane things one can do when the love we put all our hopes on is no longer there