Now, that's a fun piece.

For some, it's people that smack when they chew.

Haha, that's me. Trying to stop it though. Just that when the meal feels too good, I just forget to watch my mouth.

I like how you address the topic with the first line

Sometimes I should be me

Kinda gives it the humble appeal look. Like we're all in this together. Like its a universal struggle we all deal with. And don't we all?

But when police come search our objects
You and I, they'll never see
We'll laugh when we tell them
There's only you and me

The 'our objects', is that a play on words? Like referring to objective pronouns? Looks like it though

Thanks for sharing

Blessings