Unsatisfied Customer – An Original Poem

gonzo (68)in #poetry • 8 years ago

There he was, with his hand out
Rightfully demanding a refund,
But I'm no stranger to the game
I have dealt with his type before^

“All sales are final!” I screamed
Right into his angry red face^
“You will burn for this!” he yelled
While loosing control of his rage^

The steam poured out of his pores
As he calmed his rage no more^
“But, your soul is no good!” he claimed
While suffering from buyer's remorse^

Accusations of False Advertisement and Fraud
Began spewing from his lips and I could take no more^
I grabbed him by his horns and yelled
“Oh yeah! Well this poem is utter shit!”

You were suppose to teach me to write,
But you cheated me on the grammar?
I am not even sure what symbol
To use at the end of this sentence^

Although I am not a welcher and neither are you
So our only option is to see this through”
“Mark my words, you will regret this!”
He claimed in a menacing tone^

“I will see you in hell, buddy!”
I yelled as my threat sank deep^
“Oh, no you won't!” he protested,
But I wasn't done with him, yet^

“Good luck trying to pawn me off
At Heaven's door, like that will ever fly^
There are no pearly gates in Hell
So good luck trying to keep me away^”

Oh, I got the Devil good that day
And boy I had a laugh^
Some Devils are lucky and some
Fall for the old soul bait and switch^

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