Lively Limericks - Crypto Edition
Pic from Pixabay
My problems may be ninety nine,
I didn’t BITe right on time,
I tend to go for ALTernate,
To the party eternally late,
But I always bring the whine.
**
There once was a trader on Coinbase,
Who got caught in the crypto race,
Morning turned to dreary noon,
but his coin just won’t moon,
He kept FIAT, just in case.
**
There once was a man on Bittrex,
whose graphs were too complex,
He gambled like a total boss,
But just could not stop-loss,
So he got himself totally rekt
**
There once was a woman on Binance,
Who took a bold and bullish stance,
Bit by bit she bought some ether,
Then the market caught a fever,
Ending this volatile romance.
The rekt was supplied by @crimsonclad
I love limericks! Please keep bringing the whine, we all need it. :)
-reading this like a trap song... -
I loved it!
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"But I always bring the whine" XD
Please keep bringing the whine... it makes life so much more interesting!
Boom have my 10 cents.
wow...haha funny poem..
big fan of your 'ex', 'ex', 'rekt' scheme, Charu, you find so much good humor in all that you write, might be a byproduct of getting drunk on the "whine", haha.
Fun piece, @diebitch, thank you for sharing.
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