Accident Prone: Entry for Comedy Open Mic Round #8
Funny is never my strong suit, so I wasn't sure I'd accept @alheath's nomination. But it occurred to me this poem I was working on might be acceptable. People do sometimes find my tendency to weird injuries humorous. All true stories, BTW. I have an MRI tomorrow morning to determine the state of my knee. Been limping around and mostly using crutches for about two weeks.
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It's kind of like when you get an injury and all you do is hit stuff against your wound making for a painful recovery, but in your case you are the injury.
Yes! If one thing gets better, something else goes wrong!
Cynical humor, just what we'd expect from you @bex-dk. The combination of a destroyed knee and an egg salad sandwich was the best part.
Hopefully that was a damn good egg salad sandwich! :)
Nah, just average. Sadly. High price to pay.
Haha, you took the words from my thoughts and just said them better.
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Hope MRI goes well
Thank you! I survived but it... Uhm... Seems to have inspired another poem. I have a dreadful case of poetry poxe.
Something bad was about to happen to the Bings
Monica: Is it possible?
Chandelier: What do you think? It's us!
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Nice one though, sorry about your travails. I thought I was the worst
This is great! I mean, the imagery alone is wonderful, but the way it all ties together makes me love it. Thank you for sharing this wonderful poem!
Thanks! I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.
Fantastic work. The humour is very dark, yet extremely playful.
Thanks. I guess I am capable of funny when I include self deprecation and don't try...
Love the poem and the humour. Like Neg said, cynical humour but it's great!
This is good, I'm glad you accepted my nomination!