Happy "it's always Friday somewhere" day!

You'll forgive me for being a day late, because being a new dad has its perks, and one of them is the forgiveness of one's Steemian peers.

This is your official POCKET puns post!

If you want to vote for your favorite punster by using POCKET, do so in the comments below. You can find all the eligible puns in the comments of this post:
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-20-and-prize-announcements-from-19-funny-jokes-can-be-found-and-made-here

If you're confused about POCKET, you can find out more here:

https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-this-is-the-official-1st-choose-your-favorite-joke-from-pun-day-monday-14-and-send-their-author-pocket-in-the-comments-to

#If you want to join the fun (pun), feel free.
All entries made until the next Punday Monday post is posted are eligible for the grand prize of a tip from @tipu and an upvote from me on the post of the winning punster's choice!