Go read puns here:

https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/free-puns-get-your-free-puns-punday-monday-39-a-freewritehouse-project-prizes

Then use your pocket in the comments of this post to vote for your favorite!

Whosoever receives the most POCKET from a send command on this post shall receive an upvote and @tipu tip from me!

You don't have POCKET?

Well, I can guarantee nothing, but you can see from the comments here that the creator of POCKET is very generous with them. https://steemit.com/pocket/@biophil/the-future-of-pocket

Explanation of POCKET Friday (The First POCKET Friday) here:

https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-this-is-the-official-1st-choose-your-favorite-joke-from-pun-day-monday-14-and-send-their-author-pocket-in-the-comments-to