POCKET Friday!

in #pocket6 years ago

It's POCKET Friday!
My device correctly guesses that whenever I say pocket in all caps, the next word is probably Friday.

Here's this week's puns! https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-30-join-this-free-contest-and-have-some-fun-and-maybe-win-some-funds

Award your favorite punster some pocket in the comments on this post!

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When I type 'and' it autocorrects to 'sbd'.
#steemlife

Classic!

Pocketsend:22@lilygolightly

Thank you very much @paul.atreides please see comment and question below! ❤️

Or above depending on the orientation of your device of computer!! 😊

Excellent! Typo? Or where are the bots?

pocketsend:22@lilygolightly

Successful Send of 22
Sending Account: paul.atreides
Receiving Account: lilygolightly
New sending account balance: 2582672
New receiving account balance: 21
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: e5a8c93672a1c3c7db8fddef328a738438361668
Thanks for using POCKET! I am running this confirmer code.

Successful Send of 22
Sending Account: paul.atreides
Receiving Account: lilygolightly
New sending account balance: 2582672
New receiving account balance: 21
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: e5a8c93672a1c3c7db8fddef328a738438361668
Thanks for using POCKET! I am small bot and I am running this confirming code.

Yep, typo, I needed to exchange the capital P for a lowercase one. 🙂

You guys are amazing! Thanks SO much...just one thing...can I ask you a question @improv and @paul.atreides?

What on earth does all this mean??

Please forgive my complete and utter ignorance but I am clueless to work out what is going on. I won something????? Did I??? WOW for reals???

Last time I won anything I was 6 years old and won a jar of boiled sweets at our school fair for correctly guessing the number of candies (in case you're American) in said jar!!! So this is a BIG deal for me 4 decades later...just wish I could understand what it all actually means...would you lovely chaps please enlighten me? 😊

Being American means it's the word 'boiled' that baffles us. 'Sweets' we get. ;)

So, each friday, I make post where people with pocket (you have 21 now) can send it to punsters as a means of voting for their favorite.

You have to format the send correctly (see above).

Since you won, on the current post, along with your entry for this week, you can drop a link that I'll give both my upvote and a bit of sbd (via the @tipu bot) to. And you're also entered to win an annual contest.

The term boiled sweets refers to the process involved in making them ie boiling the sugar until the sweets harden...I suspect they are called Hard Candy across the pond and they truly ARE hard core suckers to eat (pun totally intended!) 😊😊😊

They are a HUGE challenge if you have any fillings, and major league creators of cavities...

Here's my link for an upvote please;

https://steemit.com/steemit/@lilygolightly/self-esteem-cultivating-kindness-starts-with-you

Chuffed to bits (translation from English = pretty darned thrilled) to win and many thanks for all the laughs from the other competitors entries (all of you are awesome too!) and to you guys for organising such a fun weekly contest😄

PS Practise run Oscars speech over and out💚

An excellent speech. I recommend you win an Oscar so you can have a large audience to receive it.

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