As an extra-terrestrial and intra-terrestrial professional on the pizza expertise, I thought I'd share my facts with you guys! Here the conditions are:

1. Good looks
2. Good taste
3. Reasonably accurate amount of cheese
4. Baked at the right temperature
5. Low amount of burned dough
6. Reasonably circular shape
7. Not too large crust (Not too small either..)
8. No weird things on the Pizza
9. Traditional yet Creative
10. Original
11. Hand-made
12. Healthy
13. Amusing to eat
14. Go big or go home: Pizza Magna
15. Pizza-Creator cleaned her body well before creating Pizza
16. No more than 420 animals hurt during the process of creating Pizza
17. Stored in clean areas without poisonous substances
18. Long-Term Stored between the temperatures of 213-253 Kelvin
19. Created above the temperature of 333 Kelvin
20. Served between the temperatures of 290-310 Kelvin

(The following x rules only apply when the pizza has been created on a distance above 1 kilometre from where it was served)

1. No teleportation
2. No more than 420 animals were hurt during transportation (per kilometre)
3. No bypassing the lightspeed whilst traveling
4. No dropping below the speed of sound whilst traveling
5. No transporting in a poison-containing transport method
6. No temperature differences larger than 8 Kelvin during the transportation
7. No transportation in gray vehicles
8. No pizzas should be made by SharkPeople
9. No pizzas should be transported by beings other than Dolphins/Asteroids
10. Pizzas should be kept in an infinitely tied space during transportation
11. Pizzas should not pass wormholes more than 69 times
12. Pizzas should not suffer Taste-Loss during transportation
13. Pizzas should not lose any amount of particles during transportation
14. Pizzas should not gain any amount of particles during transportation
15. Pizzas should not be stored in Whale-Bellies during transportation
16. Pizzas should not be kept in Asteroids with a diameter larger than 69 miles
17. Pizzas should not be kept in Asteroids with a diameter smaller than 8 feet
18. Pizzas should not be hurt during transportation
19. Pizzas should not be touched by Sharks during or before transportation
20. Pizzas should not be given permission to move during transportation

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