Official Communiqué from the Church of Piglet

in #piglet6 years ago

Don't hide behind your delegations, engage, and go in peace, or rather, read and resteem The Church of Piglet's Guidelines, and then go in peace, or in anger, as the case may be.

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So you start downvoting minnows ? Rather than look for a post you don’t like, look at the entire blog and upvote something worthy ?

I never followed whales; because of their huge size their shit piles are huge as well. Those who follow whales get covered in whale-shit.

The infidels will say: "But the Steemses! What about the Steemses! Shit washes off!" But does it?

Yeah, and it grows pretty flowers if composted for a year...watch out for parasites and diseases, I learned a lot writing those vaccine articles and farming. Shit has its place but not in-between my toes or used as green fertilizer 😉

There is an eco-system that lives off of whale shit and I’m not part of that system🐬🦀

I don’t eat those who eat shit, but they do keep the eco system clean if they don’t turn pathogenic 😷

But what if bidbots were funded by delegations from whales and dolphins who can't be arsed to curate or engage, and whose delegations also catapult tripe into trending? You would at least be using and supporting whale manure being used as fertiliser in several shitty ways, no?

Following church of piglet, like to become a member of your delegation

If this was my post you would get a smiting

Maybe later; we are still laughing.

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