My Shoes Contain Satanic Markings...

Anyone who has worn Converse All-Star shoes knows that they are a straight up cunt to put on and take off with all their laces n shit.. Through the power of none other than that dark prince known as Satan ole @KLYE has figured out how to alleviate the massive pissoff that is securing these foot covers.. albeit a wee bit of a janky git to get tightened, worth it to scare off old Christian grandmas from trying to molest me with their eyes.

Note: the pentacles are "right side up" from my view and thus not actually Satan inspired...

But to onlookers they are upside-down..

Also, for the record.. the WORST winter shoes ever... May as well wear wet socks with sandals!