No. No. No. You are all wrong!

This is not a patent leather beetle. No! This beetle's name is Harry. He was abandoned at an early age by both his parents but overcame all to become the wonderful specimen he is today.

His favourite music is anything by the Beetles and he enjoys going out on a Saturday night with his friends for a curry and a few beers. His party trick is to stay very still and look like a piece of liquorice.

He is currently unattached but has fathered around 5000 offspring none of whom he knows the names of but he loves them all.

His ambition is to avoid getting squashed by the boots of @papa-pepper or eaten by anything that loves beetles as an aperitif.

You lot know nothing :-)