Tell me about it. He wanted to sit on my wife so badly tonight like he has every night for 19 years... But she was coloring in her coloring book, so she didn't want him on her lap and he was being such a little brat about it. He bit me twice (not hard), and then he even hissed at me, and he got into a fight with our other cat, who had nothing to do with any of this! SHEESH! What a little cry baby! I took this photo just after that incident.