When Romance Is Not Your Thing... Blacklux Poetry Series
My love for you is like this big blue flower,
full of editing filters and crappy resolutions.
You are the blue, I am the yellow,
don't let the green take away my jello!
Let me be the big empty yellow hole,
of your wrinkled blue petals.
Your beauty is like this flower's raindrops...
too tiny, too few and quickly gone.
Petals are blue, centers are yellow
don't be a jerk and say at least hello!
See?! This is pure romance! I'm the romance made flesh! I know it will be difficult after reading this but please don't fall for me! I'm too romantic for you!
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beautiful poem :)
Thanks!
This is what I call true romance. 😂
See?! I'm all about love and romance!
Your poem reminded me a little poetry attempt of one of the guys in my team towards the hr manager. My guy was a great programmer but he is not a team player and this got him into trouble. After an hr meeting he sent me an email (I had to ask a written explanation for the behavior). The email was like this:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
X is behaving like poo.
X was the hr manager.
ahahahahahaha great poem!! He deserves a raise in his salary!
The reward was me fighting not to get his ass kicked off the company 😂
See, poets are not appreciated nowadays!
Sweet, sarcastic love. That's the best kind.
Is there another? 😂
woah! i tried hard not to but i think i am falling for you.