Flowers are bad... evil things!!! ๐
Huh? I know what you're thinking...
Whaaa....??
How can something so pretty be bad... or evil?
Hah!
That's already step one of its trickery! Don't let them fool you...
Take the orchid... ~ rare, exotic, beautiful, gorgeous, and all the superlatives to describe them!
Bah!
They are the worst!
Let me tell you... better yet, let me show you...
Ok, let me ask - what's the first thought that hit you?
"Pretty flower..." ?
You didn't see it? Staring right at you??
Gloating and jumping for joy???
"Muahahahaha...."
"Yahoooooo..... They don't see me...."
๐
(Gandalf voice)
Arms raised, jumping for joy
Jumping in joy that its fooled you?!!
It's a little funny actually...
Looks like a frustrated mum, going...
"Omggggg... Won't these kids give me a break....!"
"Arrggghhhh.....!!!"
"Kidssss, you're giving me a headache!"
You think???
Got you again!!!
These are such snitches!
And gossips!!!
See the one in front.... and the one on the upper left?
That's whisper mode!
Yup!
Snitch!
Gossip!
Still like them??
Watch out.... Be very careful...
You never know what they'll do next!
Note: Good thing they don't know how to use the smartphone or laptop, or they'll viral your secrets to the world! As long as you don't show them...
I, on the other hand can.... use devices, I mean! And I've found out that - the parts of the orchid we are examining today are probably the column and labellum. But, what do I know... Any orchid experts want to verify that?
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I'm with QURATOR... Are you?
If you paint these flowers black and varnish ... I see the face of a monster ... "Alien" ... I'm already scared ...))))
Hahahaha, seeee.... Told you! :)
...I got gray hair...
Thank you! :)
AC, I think you need to go and rest. We all know flowers are the ones that kills zombies! Didn't you saw the game or the movie? Leave the zombie killers alone! They will save humanity one day! :D
Flowers save humanity? With that face?!!! Zombie killers, you say... They eat zombie brains??? :D
Yeah, flowers are bad.๐ especially when I don't have them at home.๐๐๐
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Hahaha, yeahhh, send some over too! :) omgggg, I don't believe I said that!!! ๐ฎ
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What beautiful shots and such a fun read, gave me a good chuckle
Hehe, glad you enjoyed it... :)
Thank you, JJ!
MOst welcome and Have a great day
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You shot nicely pretty orchid flowers.
Thank you! :)
I think you need to take a long holiday and stop watching them horror movies...lol..but i must admit it was fun to read you might be able to turn this into a animation movie ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ
Hehehe.... And before you know it, they would have conquered your home and viralled your home secrets.... Muahahahahaha....
Now your getting me worried i better get the ghost busters out ..ohhhh...i mean the flower busters out here ๐ ๐ ๐
Hahahahaha, "Flower busters!" ๐๐๐
We could make it a business...lol ๐
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