Wow. Now get a load of this ... I was telling my wife about this post of yours actually reading it out-loud to her. When I got to the last part about Faebook being the largest handset directory i the world.... all of a sudden S Voice on my Samsung Note 4 popped in. "How can I help you? S Voice is listening."

WHAT THE FUC*!!?

Okay now..... I never use S Voice. It's not even supposed to be turned on my phone.
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Well I in an angry voice told it "Fuc* you!"
S Voice replied "you seem agitated"

Then I said "Go tell James Clapper to suck a bag of Dic*s!"

S Voice immediately turned off.

I am not making this stuff up.
You have opened up a can of worms.

Holy sheeze!