Your piece got me laughing most of the time. The German German Shepherd, the dog that waited for Peter to leave the scene before attacking you, the names of your cats, category of men who own cats... Etc

I've never had any pet animal and I've been chased by dogs about twice or thrice.

That said, I don't mind having a dog. I don't know why. Maybe I've seen too many movies showing dogs are loyal and friendly creatures

Blessings