Handjob Entry - The Endgame

in #palnet5 years ago

Wait a minute - I heard that @soundwavesphoton was looking for the best hand model on Steemit, and let me just be the first to say - LOOK NO FURTHER!

Because everything you are looking for is right here!

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One can not simply BE A HAND MODEL

Being a hand model is not simply based on the shallow pre-conceived notion of aesthetic appeal, it is so much more than that! Being a good hand-model is a way of life, and one that requires years of extensive and excruciating handing. BUT...

Being a great hand model requires a sharper edge in the game, such as having complete and utter dexterity:

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But dexterity alone does not make one a great hand model, in order to master the skill of hand modelling, you will need to attain a higher level of skill and diversity - as depicted below, where my amazing hands doubles as my pet ostrich on those long lonely nights when you simply just need an ostrich in order for the world to make sense.

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And then of course, one can not be a great hand model if ones hands can not conform to complete and utter suppleness and flexibility in order to compete in the ever competitive world of hand moddeling

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So, just off hand, in my opinion these are really handy traits to look for in your search for the best hand model of steemit! And as you can see, I have clearly mastered the art.


This was my entry for the Hand Model Competition Hosted by the one and only @soundwavesphoton

If you would like to enter the contest or simply support the cause - feel free to click this link

And good luck to all the contestants - break a leg... or should I say break a thumb!

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10/10 for hand contortions!
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You know what they say - if you cant beat them - contort them...

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