******** WELCOME BRO'S! THE MAN CAVE COMETH ********

in #palnet5 years ago (edited)

Are you sick and tired of being told you are too manly? In an increasing HOSTILE world where men are told NOT to be men; there is a place and there is a sanctum where not only are you encouraged to NOT have to be clean shaven, to NOT have to wear PINK, to NOT have to be a vegan!

It is time to rise UP!

Yes my fellow men (and tom-boyish women), there is a home FINALLY for you!

@raymondspeaks has had the Man Cave idea for some time; but he just felt he didn't have that extra UMPFF to express how manly ideals are in need of protection!

A line has now been drawn. I am the BearBear AKA Double Bear, AKA Zouble Bear, AKA BOUBLE BEAR! I have vowed to help break free men from the chains and constraints of an increasing hostile feminized world! We are not declaring war on women! On the contrary, we are here to appreciate their bodies the way the good lord created them!

We are told we shouldn't eat meat!

We are told not to appreciate women on the level of complete superficiality!

This ends NOW!

Introducing the BRO TOKEN. Thinly inspired by the BEER token, the BRO token is a fraternity for men (and tom-boyish women). That's right, we are free to make fun of Social Justice Warriors. We are free to show our hunted MEAT on the BBQ. Our prized Man-CAVES WILL BE SHOWN OFF!

What does this fraternity offer other than a community of like-minded individuals?

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MASTER BRO - 100,000 BRO

  • ACCESS TO MASTER CHANNEL
  • 100% BROFUND UPVOTE
  • ACCESS TO GIVEAWAYS
  • ACCESS TO RAINS
  • LIFETIME MEMBER

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CAPTAIN BRO - 10,000 BRO

  • ACCESS TO CAPTAIN CHANNEL
  • 80% BROFUND UPVOTE
  • ACCESS TO GIVEAWAYS
  • ACCESS TO RAINS
  • 1 YEAR ACCESS

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LIEUTENANT BRO - 1000 BRO

  • ACCESS TO LIETENANT CHANNEL
  • 70% BROFUND UPVOTE
  • ACCESS TO GIVEAWAYS
  • ACCESS TO RAINS
  • 6 MONTH ACCESS

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ENSIGN BRO - 100 BRO

  • ACCESS TO ENSIGN CHANNEL
  • 25% BROFUND UPVOTE
  • ACCESS TO GIVEAWAYS
  • ACCESS TO RAINS
  • 6 MONTH ACCESS

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INITIATE BRO - 25 BRO

  • 10% BROFUND UPVOTE
  • ACCESS TO GIVEAWAYS
  • ACCESS TO RAINS

Before you think how can you afford to join? Well thanks to Ray, our token is only 0.01 STEEM! This price is introductory and may not last for long.

What does this token fund? Well of course the BROFUND! With every purchase of this token, we recycle the earnings back into the BRO FUND. That's right, you are buying into a fraternity that can last forever, vote forever, and GROW forever.

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It's simple to join our community. Simply follow these links..

STEEMSPEAK:

https://steempeak.com/c/hive-174122/

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STEEMIT:

https://steemit.com/trending/hive-174122

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What will BROFUND upvote? Manly things..such as posts regarding your Bro-Cave, your Bro-Meals, Your Bro Beers, your BRO-hunts! Your favourite BRO movies?

You shall never be ashamed again for being a man (or tom-boy).

What can you expect in the discord? Belching, small flatulence, models, cheerleaders, stereotypes (in good taste).

All Bro's will be accepted. We do not discriminate based on looks, race, or creed!

Gender? That's to be discussed in the man-cave!

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SOURCE: https://www.fashionbeans.com/article/man-cave-ideas/

Join our discord now. It is blooming, our coders are getting those giveaway bots and rain bots ready. Even Justine SUN is invited :)

We're always looking for willing participants, feel free to join our discord and have a word with the Master Bros

We are just getting starting. The early bird catches the worm! Or the deer.. or cow!

https://steem-engine.com/?p=market&t=BRO

Get our token HERE!

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Boo, you invited SUN. Does that mean that you are letting little bitches in?

(LOL, that popped into my head and it made me laugh too much to not type it).

We need more men. Come change my tire if it gets flat, do some handyman stuff around my house, help me move heavy stuff and I will happily feed you meat and let you watch cheerleaders jumping on trampolines on youtube, and wash and mend your clothes (not that you care) while you hang out.

But please! Don't make me "get a job" and "pay half the bills."

Supporting bro token for fun, but I want no part of your mancave. I just want you to have somewhere to go while I go get a massage and a pedicure.

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too bad. We can use chicks like you in the cave heh

good job.

I see great potential in bro coin, let's keep this buzz going!

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I'm in, you can now address me as Bro Lieutenant Ironshield

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