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RE: Testing the Oracle-D portal markdown editor
retrofitted undersink cupboards are what spring to mind for me ( I've built/refurbed 6 bathrooms in my time. Been refurbing for 15 yrs now.)
Then, I've only just noticed...where the hell is all your clutter and gubbins. Who is this tidy and clean?! I'm only jealous...
THEN, I've noticed the light out of action on the wall unit, and I think I may have failed the intelligence test, I'm getting paranoid now. ...That's some sort of code, right?
The cleaner is very thorough and likes to put things in retrofitted cupboards. But she doesn't change lightbulbs. And I'm just far too lazy man.
one day we'll get a cleaner. They change your life, I've been told.
Yeah. My cleaner is great. She tells me off for being messy, and says things like "put yer bloody feet up" when she's vacuuming around me. Its like having a second proper Yorkshire mum (but without having to put up with the shit cooking)