Feeling like a sh*t flinging monkey?

We're all investors to a degree. The stock market is overbought. We know this. Alternatives: gold, silver, cryptos, Zimbabwe dollars? I have all of these. Are you feeling how I'm feeling? Like a turd flinging monkey slinging USD furiously and seeing what sticks.
The USD has been losing value at an alarming rate. We know this. We have some confidence that our government will curtail this. But then you remember how swell they did during hurricane Katrina and then we head for the doors!
I am curious to know whether there is a similar sentiment amongst my crypto-hoarding colleagues.
What are you guys doing? Or should I say, what are you flinging skat at nowadays?
What about the ladies? Any ladies out here willing to share your opinions. Very interested in your input. I've been talking to my wife about cryptos. She's not technically inclined, but she is smart enough to understand the potential. She's been encouraging. She told me to buy Ethereum; price shot up very next day. Good instincts this one.
Eagerly waiting on your feedback,
Peace.