Your response reminds me of something my husband says all the time. He says, "When I grow up, I want to be a pole dancer....and people will throw money at me to put my clothes back on!" LOL

Now your skills are awesome! I wish I had a smidgen of skill for interpreting foreign languages as well as sign language - but I don't think it's in my DNA. I can, however, pick up a pretty bad country drawl if I'm around rednecks for too long. LOL