OpenMic songwriters Challenge week 3 - You DIRTY, SOUL-SUCKING THIEVES!
Thats right! you heard it! I want my freaking soul back and I want it NOW! As you can see my whole world has gone dark and my skin has turned an unpleasant luminous bluey white. Aside from that, everything is completely normal....right?
This is my song on the theme: STOLEN SOUL for the songwriters competition which is THE most exciting place to be on steemit right now! So much Creativity, So much support, So many awesome songs being written. Don't miss out!
This is titled: You dirty, soul-sucking thieves
And I would just like to apologise for the lack of sanity displayed in this video. I just sold some SteemDollars at a really amazing price and then bought my first fraction of bitcoin on bittrex! so Im feeling that same mixture of excitement and stress that always accompanies my attempts to do any other THING that isn't sleeping or pratting about. With that said, please continue on and check out my new song!
I hope you enjoyed that, it was clearly very therapeutic to me! I kind of wish I had played it a bit slower, but such are the disadvantages of performing in a state of mania.....!
Here are the lyrics:
To Whoever stole my soul
I say return it right away
I had it in the bar last night
But it was gone today
Its of no financial worth
But see Ive had it since my birth
And it adds that special something
To my meaning on this earth
I really need my soul back please
You dirty soul-sucking thieves
When I woke up this morning
I knew something was wrong
I hear my national anthem
But I could not sing along
I saw the flag a-flying
But my heart felt oh-so-cold
Some nasty little rascal
Must have run off with my soul
I really need my soul back please
You dirty soul-sucking thieves
My football team just lost a match
I couldn't shed a tear
My vehicle just ran out of tax
But I seem to feel no fear
Im lying in the bath tub
With the shower running cold
But I can't feel anything
Without my blooming soul
I really need my soul back please
You dirty soul-sucking thieves
repeat verse 1. END
So there you are! Now Im really looking forward to checking out everyone elses entries....its such a treat every week!
Maybe one day I'll get back to that damn documentary Im supposed to be editing.....sigh
Be extra good to one another steemies!
Muchos Harmonos
x Basil
ANOTHER brilliant song!
I love how all your songs are stories.
And they are true and relatable but also funny.
Well, I only know three of them so far, maybe I should go back through your blog and listen to the whole "album" :)
Super super cool.
Though I did have a feeling you were really singing about Bittrex stealing your SBD's... 😆
yeah totally! I think something was being channelled there for sure!
Im glad you're still enjoying the songs.... maybe when Ive done a certain number of them I'll have to do the full album post! haha! That would feel like quite a milestone....
I love this so much!!
hooray! thats the best :D :D :D x
That was amazingly entertaining, good Sir! 💂And so very British!
jolly good old chap, so pleased to have been of service! x
Take my money!
gladly madame ;) x
Dude, I love this. Thanks for sharing with us dirty soul-sucking thieves.
Glad you liked it Luzcy! Just give me my freaking soul back one of these days and we'll call it even! hehe
You should win this contest. I mean it.
Wow! Thanks for that vote of epic confidence mr.gibbonz! Im not sure I can stretch quite as far as winning, especially with talent like you and your sister roaming about, but I appreciate the show of suport :D Im just loving putting songs together based on a theme each time, its so unexpected what comes out! :)
I'm glad you remembered to always say please, even when dealing with soul-sucking thieves.
Awesome song! I also had a crazy day of profit and indecision yesterday.
well listen dude.....if you're genna get your soul back you need to try and have some manners. I mean think what they could DO TO IT if you start getting all pissy about it, those things take eons to clean up! x
HAHAHA, Mega love to you right back!, Comedy and music are the best combination!!! and you do it very well bro! congratulations!
You got a lot of chuckles outta me for sure!
:)
sweeeeeeet! chuckles is what we like ;) Thanks for checking it out man, and by the way, congratulations back at ya for your amazing contribution. You're talent is getting some much-deserved attention! I really love what you do x
bahahaha, oh man you kill me everytime!
Excellent lyrics and musicality from your performance. Super funny man, super funny. The piano work is so corky too, a very theatrical song!
I hope you take this act back to the bar ;)
I cannot see how ppl wouldn't be falling off their chairs
ahhh! Thankyou so much jaybird! Its a massive hug in the face how supportive you are of my songs dude, I really appreciate it! One day....JUST MAYBE..... I may grow enough confidence to take this song to a bar :)
It's a perfect bar song, like a funny version of piano man or something!
This was me just now: (see gif) You are very talented, hilarious and completely crazy at the same time! I LOVE it. (and by the way: just to give you some extra work, (because I know you're bored 😜) I nominated you for the 7 day black and white photo challenge...I know, I know...I'm awesome.
urgh! thats such a gross gif ;P haha. Im glad you are giving this song some LOVE! It NEEDS YOUR LOVE!!! But damn....as If I don't have enough stuff backing up on this fricking platform, now you throw me a photography competition??? I dont even DOOO Photography!!!! ARRRRHHHHGGGG!!!!!!
Jeez, getting a bit whiny now? LOL. This is literally the easiest thing to do. It took me about 5 minutes for each photo. Take an existing photo, turn it B&W copy paste the text from someone else's post and there you go...easy peasy. Let me know if I need to walk you through it hahaha. You know you love me for this 😇
HEY! no-ones GETTING whiny here....Im ALWAYS whiny! haha. You can guide me with a series of overly complex tutorials if you like! Im sure I'll manage something......
I'm sure you will! You can do anything you put your mind to...Or do I sound too much like a YESSSS person now?