His Weary Ogre

His Weary Ogre owned a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

His Weary Ogre wanted a pen that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a pen having that done to it

His Weary Ogre always carried a stretchman that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

His Weary Ogre wanted a bag of flour that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

His Weary Ogre desperately craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

His Weary Ogre looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.