Damn, Asia Carrera sounds a whole lot of awesome. I mean, drunk driving to school isn't great, but she could have been on the recoup from the night before. As for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster... My sister is a pastafarian, it's a fun religion for 0 fucks given.

It should also be noted the top pic showed up on my screen at the dinner table, really starting to rethink that 'Always Show' choice.