Crap! Who smoked all the pot!? I thought I had enough pot to last at LEAST another week!

But now it's all gone somehow!

A weeks worth of pot, gone in one night!

Also, who took these naked pictures of me and how did they get on the internet!!?

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Hi, my name is @badbradley, and I'm two days less new to Steemit now than I was two days ago!

And I admit it! It was me!

Guilty as charged!

I smoked all the pot last night!

Mystery, solved!

I'm still not sure who took these pictures, though, or who put them on the internet.

But, I am sure about this:

Resource credits!

Yes! Its true. Thanks to a thoughtful delegation from a human named @edouard, I can now function here on Steemit in a somewhat normal fashion.

Assuming I dont get stoned out of my mind everyday, of course.

If that happens, I'll just be sitting here staring at the wall, trying to count the bricks but never getting past like Brick #5 or Brick #6 before forgetting which number brick I'm on and having to start over.

Hey, it's a process! What can I say!

Wait, no, what I'm trying to say is, thanks @edouard!

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The other thing I'm sure about is

that I'm gonna stop being all confused about whether I should use nsfw, erotica and/or porn as tags in my posts.

I'll just default to using them all!

Easy solution!

Problem, solved!

I am way better at solving things than I realized before!

So, if you have any problems or mysteries you need solved, just let me know, I'd be happy to help.

Just my way of giving back to society!

Your welcome!!

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Well I guess I better go to the dispensary now.

It's been a really long time since I've operated a motor vehicle without being high as a kite, so wish me luck!