I like NewSteem - No more shitposts
I joined this shithole sometime in the summer of 2017. Some of you may remember that I used to be a really solid content creator back in the day. I dunno how I fared compared to professional content creators from other platforms, but for Steem standards I was definitely at the top 1 % ! Which let's be honest... isn't much of an achievement :D
Then sometime mid 2018 I said.. ahhhhh, fuck this place.. Too many reasons. Like that I got a new job that kept me really busy, how steem was going to the shitter, that idiot top-10 witness making DIY videos on how to suck your own dick, ned jerking his guitar, fucking asians becoming super rich just because they have boobs and other stuff I'd like not to remember.. I really didn't care about this place anymore.. Of course I wasn't alone.
Since then many people decided to power down every last penny and went away. I decided to keep my stake here, up my self votes a bit, although still most of them went to other people with smaller stakes, and decided to post something shitty everyday just to keep my stake growing. After all, there were many people that had decided to put me on their auto upvote list. Yeah, this place may be full of leechers and assholes. But it's also full of people that appreciated the fact that at some point I offered my help (big or small) without asking anything in return and gave me what is one of the biggest honors here when you are not a whale, an auto vote regardless of what shit you post.
Time flies...Shit post, after shit post after shitpost, a year and something passed. My stake grew nicely considering the minimal effort I was putting and so did the stake of other coins I bought with the liquid steem I was generating..
And then NewSteem came. I decided to give it a try. I am too busy to create the content I used to create. To give you an idea those posts used to take me at least 3-4 hours per piece so I decided to post about the shit I do in my everyday life.
Learning shitty photoshop, collecting shit, scraping shit. Shitty everyday stuff, but I decided to put effort in those shitty posts. And to my surprise most of those posts were actually curated by various groups like @ocd, @c-squared, @steem.leo and @curangel
Seems like this place is getting lively again so I will give it a second try. No more shit posts.. Ok, ok, who am I kidding. I prefer to cut my dick but yeah, I will keep shitposts to a minimum :)
Also tomorrow I plan to delegate some of my sp to the curation groups mentioned above. Unfortunately I am too busy to curate or actively help in other ways like I used to, so it's the least I can do. If you have any other suggestions for delegations please let me know in the comments below!
I am also thinking to diversify my SE portfolio. I have been a fat actifit whale for a long time now and I recently got hyped about Steemleo so I became a small whale there too. So yeah, feel free to shill me your SE suggestions!
Ok, I think I mumbled enough about steem.
Today I had another photoshop session. Yeah, one of those I get paid sweet tax money to learn a new skill. It went better than I expected and in just three hours I learned all kinds of shit, like layers, using the magic wand, filters, hotkeys and other stuff
Here's something shitty I created. Unfortunately I didn't have much time to experiment as we were testing one tool after the other, and we were left with zero play time by the end of the lesson.
I call it balls. I like balls:
Hopefully next Monday I will create something better.
I will head to bed now. Good night dipshits.
What a ballsy move!
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I like balls, especially in my mouth
We are so sorry!
Last night STEEMAUTO had a bug for several hours and we downvoted INSTEAD of upvoted. The bug has been fixed.
I'm going through and removing all downvotes, replacing them with the corresponding upvotes.
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Thank you for understanding. ❤️
I actually like the scraping series.
It reminds me of the grind I used to do.
Can you elaborate more on what you used to do? Maybe make a couple of posts ? :D
Sleep well fuckface
That's the most beautiful thing anyone has told me. Thank you.
Ouch
I almost got shocked... almost :D
Me too 🤪
Hey who doesn't like balls. Whoever they are, I don't need to know them so forget about it anyway.
I have to say there is probably a better chance of decent posts being discovered now than there ever has been on Steem. Not just the curation groups you mentioned above but also all the tribe/interest-specific curation happening as well. I am one of the cofounders of @c-squared and have been putting in work in the curation trenches for a long time and it is really cool to see a sea change happening. Cheers
Do I see...faith behind the curtain, or is it the dog waving its tail?
My poor dog was born without a tail so it's probably your imagination! Or maybe I am happy to see you. Wink, wink.
Then we must welcome you again :P
i like shitposts and you are a great shitposter!
I also like todays ballshit
I like your balls too!
I don't know man. Shitposting is efficient for the author and the reader alike.
Sometimes you also need to think about the childrin that can't read good.
Think about the childrin!
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