Those incompetent idiots over at Equifax got hacked; which has led to the vast majority of US citizens' information being compromised.

https://www.equifaxsecurity2017.com/

Here's the D-bag CEO explaining the breach. Oh and apparently several executives of the company sold a bunch of their stock prior to telling anyone about the breach.... Huh, that sounds ethical...

Well shit... now what?! Go here to see if you're information was personally effected.

https://trustedidpremier.com/eligibility/eligibility.html

Yep... they stole my damn information... I'm starting to freak out Man... Now What?

Well Equifax has been kind enough after bending us over to provide a little lubrication in the form of Free ID Theft Protection. Oh WOW.... You shouldn't have!

Once you check your eligibility (a nice way of saying... yep hackers stole your shit) through the link above you will be directed to an enrollment page. You will then be given a date to return to this site to enroll in TrustedID Premier. The enrollment process is scheduled over several days to minimize delays and to service all consumers efficiently. Oh and they only provide the date to you once with no reminders... I'm sure that's in the hopes that most of us forget and never enroll, so they can save a few extra bucks as their stocks plummet. So, don't forget to write that date down and claim it later, so we can stick them with the bill.

Thanks Equifax... You Douchebags...

Hopefully this helps some of you all get the free ID Theft Protection a little easier... And please let the assholes at Equifax now how you feel. And for God's sake support the cryptocurrency markets so we can eventually do away with this bureaucratic bullshit.

Nerd-Minion