Crime committed from space leads to great memes

I would imagine that you have probably heard at least a little bit about the "very first crime ever committed in space." If you haven't, here is a brief recap: NASA astronaut Anne McClain is accused of violation of privacy and misuse of government equipment when she accessed her estranged wife's bank account while not on earth.

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_{this is Anne McClain}

It isn't immediately clear as to whether or not using the NASA equipment gave her any sort of special access or if she hacked the account. Anne states that she was given access to it, but her estranged wife, who she is currently getting a rather messy divorce from, seems to think otherwise. Anne claims she is innocent but whether she is guilty or not, this is the first time in history that there have ever been charges filed against someone that was in space at the time.

This really isn't a big deal and I hope that Anne doesn't lose her job over this or anything dumb like that. As tough as it is to go through a breakup I would imagine that it is even harder if you are IN SPACE!

However, there are some really funny, if not a bit misogynistic memes that have come out of all of this and I would like to share a few of them with you.

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This one is funnier if you know what Jasper Beardly sounds like and are familiar with his personality on the Simpsons. Whatever.... I thought it was funny

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I suppose this isn't technically a meme, but it is a play on how some SJW's use this exact format to attempt to show how men commit much more crime than women do. They just flipped the script.

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Now this one could get me in trouble even though I didn't make it... just try to have a sense of humor. It is all about how you can tell that your girlfriend / wife is angry with you, but she won't tell you why. I think that was evident but you never know.

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During a particularly bad breakup many years ago for me, I actually accessed things that I probably shouldn't have using the internet also so I can personally relate to the sort of pain that Anne might be going through. It isn't like she stole anything, she was just looking. While this technically IS a crime, it is a very minor one and I hope the crazy activists and the media don't blow this up and try to get her fired or ruin her career.

The good news is that she is a lesbian and she is a woman. The SJW's and the liberal media love those two attributes so she is probably safe. If she had been a straight white dude, he would have already been fired, doxed, and permanently shamed to be made unemployable until he commits suicide.