๐Ÿ˜ Crazy ๐Ÿ˜ Comment ๐Ÿ˜ Contest ๐Ÿ˜ ( Upvotes For Everyone ! )

in #newbiegames โ€ข 6 years ago

Free Steem !

Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing

Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.

Rules


  • Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy and shocking the better.

  • This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest.

  • Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated

  • Contest ends on the 7th day of post creation or when I type closed in the comment section.

Prizes

I change the prizes in this week to week and this week I will be giving out random amounts of upvotes to participants on sliding scale of 0.02 - 0.20* depending on how shocking / crazy and/or funny your comment is and also depending on the VP of the bot I will be using. I will manually send SBD instead if I run into Bot issues.

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I hope you're ready for this awesomesauce magic.
I'm going to guess your actual, real, first name.

It's Ronny.


How did I get this? Easy.
Your username is an anagram for: Meet Ronny

BAM!

Awesome entry and I like how you think + that gif is hilarious :)

lol I'm still laughing at that GIF!

Thanks for the support, Ronny!

๐Ÿ˜‚

Haha. Good one.

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Holly Smokes!!! Might even be this Ron!!
ron.jpg

Lmao! That would be epic ๐Ÿ˜€

Preparing for another @rentmoney post:

Hand sanitizer โ˜‘๏ธ

Antibacterial wipes โ˜‘๏ธ

Shot of whiskey โ˜‘๏ธ

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This had me cracking up .... nice entry :)

Just being prepared. Thanks

BTW, I implemented your tricks to make my new post. I was only able to work in the italics and bold. The hidden link was a no go but I will practice. Thanks for the tips

I will be over to check it out shortly.
[Hide Your Like Like this]*(https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@rentmoney/re-the-witty-waiter-re-rentmoney-crazy-comment-contest-upvotes-for-everyone-20180816t144735829z)

Remove the star * between ] and ( and it will look like the below.

Hide your link like this

But you have to put the* in there at first and then delete it?

No I only place the * so I can show what the code looks like.

[ Place Your Text Here ]( Place Your Link Here )

No stars or spaces between ](

Cool. Thanks. I am going to practice

That's a good tip. I will try that next time. Thanks!

If you encounter a bear

Identify yourself by talking calmly so the bear knows you

https://www.nps.gov/subjects/bears/safety.htm

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Dear Mr.Bear I am @rentmoney .. please don't eat me .... Like that ?

I think the Mr is a good idea haha I think the main point is don't go to the national Park Service for advice on bears :) THANKS for upvote

I collect Canadian quarters... I got about six of them

Six of them .... great now there isn't any left for anyone else.

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While I was dreaming of being a fairy Godmother, the dog ate the paper I wrote my last Steemit post on.
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That dang dog .. ..

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Thanks so much @rentmoney & @upvotewhale. Iโ€™ve been away and just trying to catch up. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Shocking comment?
I have never watched Seinfeld because I think Jerry's voice is annoying...

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.... your missing out on a great show.

You have a date for valentines day? Of course, Feb 14th!!

Sorry by mistake posted on your comment....corrected myself... Sorry once again

Wow, that's some crazy comment!

lol, sure is. I did that the other day, I guess i'm doing it again.

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The president has no hair.

and the emperor has no clothes

but the jester has bells on his toes.

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I think he may have one that he just keeps looping around.

I haven't had sex with anyone here. You're welcome!

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And with that attitude you may never will.

I am looking for a whale of a good time. Just call me Ishmael ๐Ÿณ

Penguins are cool.

Yes they are .... .

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