Ask A Stupid Question / Get A Dumb Answer Game 2

in newbiegames •  14 days ago

This contest was allot of fun last time and we got allot of great entries so why not do it again. In this game I want you to come up with a Stupid question and I and others will give you a Dumb answer.

A couple examples on how to play :


Question : What is 2 + 2 ?

My Answer : 22

Question :Is the sun hot ?

My Answer : No its a ball of ice that will give you freezer burn if you get too close.

Rules

  • Upvote this post
  • Place a dumb question in the comment section.
  • If you see a stupid question you want to answer then go ahead and hit reply under the question and give your best dumb answer.

Prizes :


  • 1 randomly selected participant who entered a dumb question will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.

  • 1 randomly selected participant who enters a dumb answer will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.


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Was that a dick reference?

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