lol.... I don't know too many pets that would appreciate that - but your spot on with a great idea. and your right - we don't need to how how we would actually make it all work - just that we would theoretically put these pieces into the hands of someone who DID know how to make it all work out ...like my sword example - I don't know how to forge a sword... I just know that the right person knows how to to bang it into one.. so it can be done.

lets see ... remove the dish racks and rewire the hoses to make a light spray - maybe put a screen over the spinning water jets so there is less moving parts to come into contact with the animal...add a hose attachment with a hand held spray nozzle - allow a second side to open up so the animal doesn't feel trapped inside a box - and you may just have your self a mobile pet washing station....