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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --George Bernard Shaw--

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. --Honore' De Balzac--

It's real handy, havin' an Elder God in the band, eh?

Did you know the phone company uses the bone marrow of Third World babies to make microchips?

I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about, although it is EXTREMELY dangerous.

We're not laughing at you -- we're laughing near you.

Benchley's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

An historian is nothing more than an unsuccessful novelist. --H. L. Mencken--

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He's a born-again Christian. The trouble is, he suffered brain damage during rebirth. --Anonymous--

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