Their Energetic Nerd

Their Energetic Nerd looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Their Energetic Nerd always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Their Energetic Nerd had a little monkey to hug. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Their Energetic Nerd desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was the most awesome idea. A dildo is the thing to select.

Their Energetic Nerd desperately craved for a ball that they would worship. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

Their Energetic Nerd looked for a chocolate bar that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.