Ohhhh Great, I hade to laugh very hard. And I thought about a t-shirt with this text:
“You may love raglan cardigans, but I am not sure they feel the same way”
And just to let you know, my luck with the cardigan ran out: I made a mistake at the bottom. I made the stockinette part much too small and now I should unravel... yes yes... should...
I picked up crochet instead