What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

Driving motor bike very early on the morning.

What is the most weird thing you love?

Phone charger

Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

Laps

Who is your steemit crush?

@hilltop

What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

As a newbie I Flagged somebody I was stalking when he didn't give me attention.

Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

Bug On Profile Pictures For Steemit Search Engine Results

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Promoting Open Source Projects on Twitter - ChainBB

Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

@aderonkemi

What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit?

@hilltop @adsactly and @steem-lagos

Who do you wish you are on steemit?

@surpassinggoogle

What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?

My greatest achievements from steemit

Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

@rufans, I will hug him

What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.

@aderonkemi @morenikeji @yhubie

Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.

Father: @dante31
Mother: @aderonkemi
Daughter: @morenikeji

Names of two followers who get low payouts

@pappy and @ Hussain

Names of two followers who get good payout

@rufans and @jaff8

Given the opportunity to say one word to@ned what would it be?

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