NDJT Episode 2: Teasing you left, right, front, back and center

I salute @mimy for this contest wey dey allow person talk things wey dem no fit talk on a norm. Mega thanks to all those supporting this @ehiboss @ogoowinner @destinysaid and every other person in the background.

Ok back to the matter, na my own entry be this, abeg make nobody ask me any further questions oo.

At what age did you had your first kiss?

13, oh my chisos she was so good, have become addicted ever since.

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

#100 transfer, you wee neva know how important #100 is until u are about to withdraw and you are #100 short of a thousand.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.
She paid my school fees, though she's now my ex (don't judge me) I'm forever indebted to her.

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

No be say e concern me oo, but I know say some girls go take say na bra dem no fit do without, who are they deceiving 🤷🏽‍♂
Back to me ojare I would rather go with a comb oo, I love my hair full and as guy wey get too many female friends, I know say ladies no like unkept hair, moreover if i wear wristwatch na girl go collect am.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

A good girl who can become a bad girl for me....simply put a lady dts well behaved, with a sex game that's out of this world. @rebeccafl go and learn how to cook oo (don't even ask😂)

What would you do with one million naira.

The money no too plenty like dt, I go pay tithe, then buy a land for where no too dey expensive and I will invest the left over in myself and something else sha.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

Lol.... No, Capital NO, before I can marry you sef, you go don prove to me say you can take me to la la land.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

Girls:
@rebeccafl (i think so)
@rejoiceavl (my current steemit crush)
@jennyeu (she wishes)

Guys:
@illuminatus (we all know that's a lie)
@ciocolony
@geyzee (boy is too fine, i no say na lie)

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

With my BIBLE, daily I speak to GOD in my PRAYER, but my GOD! I still LOVE taking a girl to my BED and give her a nice SUCK and the greatest SEX of her destiny.

What virtue do you think is your greatest?

Na kindness oo, me dey even fear say one day person go ask for my life, and I go laughingly give am.

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

I didn't participate, as I just got to steemit then, but from the posts it was obvious everyone need to unwind from the stress of writing serious stuffs.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

To me, its just trying to tell us of that the contest isn't centered on anything specific, its a mix of everything.

Well that's all, don't ask me further questions, I have said too much in one night already