Victorlativo.

Bueno, esto se remonta a mi etapa fallida de tuitero chimbo. En ese momento, tenía solamente unos 15 o 16 años.

Me gustaba mucho una chama que estudiaba conmigo, de hecho, solo me uní a twitter para seguirla. Y me funcionó muy bien para acercarme a ella. Ella dijo que era un exagerado en muchos sentidos y que soñaba en grande por las cosas que tuiteaba. También que usaba mucho los superlativos, palabra que no entendí para nada.

Nada, esta me dijo superlativo, eso es que quiere conmigo seguríto.

Por esas simples palabras, cambié mi usuario a victorlativo. Un Víctor que hablaba de grandes hazañas futuras, esperanzadas y que obviamente fue mandado a la friendzone por gafo.

Heme aquí sonriendo camino al infierno del Friendzone

Mi nombre real.

Siempre he pensado que mis apellidos son la tortura más irónica que pudieron imponerme mis padres. Victor Andrés Delgadillo Pacheco. Genial, ¿no? Suena como una fuerte combinación. Pero, todos los Delgadillos somos gordos... Las personas en mi país son realistas, suelen decir cosas como "Ja, ¿Delgadillo? Será Gordillo" o "Menos mal y eres Delgadillo" con ese tonito sarcástico que amamos usar los venezolanos. Además, ¿estoy obligado a que me pregunten siempre si tengo frío? No es mi culpa ser Pacheco.

He aquí a los Delgadillo

A pesar de esto, he comenzado a amar estos apellidos después de "viejo". El año pasado, a mis 20 años, comencé a quedarme calvo. Marico, qué ladilla... ¿Te imaginas que fuese Delgadillo Cabello? ¡Me mato!

Nomino a @amariri, @castellini, @edithgdd, @oneherrera y @inspiracion

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Victorlativo.

Well, this goes back to my failed days of tweeter. At that time, I was only about 15 or 16 years old.

I really liked a girl who studied with me, in fact, I only joined twitter to follow her. And it worked very well for me to get closer to her. She said that I was an exaggerated in many ways and that I dreamed big because of the things I tweeted. That I also used superlatives a lot, a word I didn't understood at all.

Ok, she is calling me superlative, she totally wants the D!

For those simple words, I changed my user to victorlativo . A Victor talking about great future actions, hopeful and that was obviously sent to the friendzone because of being stupid

And here you can see the Bald Steemian smiling on his way to Friendzone hell

My real name.

I have always thought that my surnames are the most ironic torture that my parents could impose me. Victor Andrés Delgadillo Pacheco . Great, right? It sounds like a strong combination. But, all Delgadillos are fat (Delgadillo kinda means super skinny people)...

People in my country are realistic, they usually say things like "Ha, Delgadillo? It should be Gordillo (Fatie-llo) instead " or " Thank God you're Delgadillo " with that little sarcastic tone we Venezuelans love to use. Also, am I obligated to always be asked if I am cold? It is not my fault to be Pacheco (Kinda means cool-cold-chill).

Behold them Delgadillos!

Despite this, I began to love these last names after I became "old". Last year, when I was 20 years old, I started to get bald. Marico, qué ladilla... (Are you f$%%ing kidding me?) Can you imagine if it were Delgadillo Cabello? (Cabello means hair) I would kill myself!

I nominate @amariri, @castellini, @edithgdd, @oneherrera and @inspiracion.

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1 - Tell us in a post how you decided your username in Steemit. The story behind him. It does not matter if you think it's very common, it will be fun to know why you decided that name.
2 - Tell us your real name.
3 - If you could change your current username, what name would you use and why? If you have a list, mention it.
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