Testimony of a sperm

In vernation we lied with our apiculated structure as we shuddered and starve the man who we trusted not, he could wank us away or throw us in a condom pack, a womanizer as he was we suffered from being ghoulish. so with no contempt We appose and inured him into seeking for a feminish comtemption just to make us survive.

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We watched quietly as he quirky from his friends, seeking for whom to devour his lust. In a tittup manner he walked toward a closed door and within a minute his trousers were down. Oh we screak loudly knowing this time , he forgot his condom. This is unlike him, he had killed many of our kind in a rubber tube but today here he was , absent minded on precaution.

Still in the middle of our jubilee, everything became deadened, then I noticed the careless man has dropped us into another planet, warmly wet and behold over millions of us were racing toward an egg. Only one of us was needed over millions of us. The lady lied helplessly on the bed complimenting the careless man who was now filled with regret .

"I enjoyed it, it was good",

unaware of the battle we were fighting . A battle of live and death , though brothers and sisters we fought with no respect of each one. The sperm with much candied ran slower and were doom for death. There was no bonhomie as survival was concerned.

Few minutes I could hear the lady asking the careless man "did you pour inside of me"? .

"I will get you posnor" was his replied.

In ridicule to his reply, we laughed knowing our speed was faster than the okada he needed
To get to wherever he wanted to buy a cure.

Few minutes later, we heard shootings , I had to wear an helmet to protect my head, noticed a round substance holding an armor tank , "this could be the posnor" I said , as I ran to seek for refuge. The gun shot continued all through the night, but luckily my helmet became my savior.

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I could hear the careless man telling the strange lady

"Don't fear, the posnor will destroy the sperm"

It really did but I was the survival by chance. As I journeyed down into the eggs and got mix with a yolky substance. Soon division started from phase to phase and I noticed I was metamorphosing into a complex being with complex structure. Then I knew I made it at last.

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Few weeks later i noticed my present was causing a physiological challenge to the strange lady as she ran out frequently to vomit, urinate and experience much sleep. Little did she know I escaped the posnor.

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A noise unfamiliar kept inquiring

"Bisi, are you pregnant"

"No mama, it's malaria" she replied

"And what kind of malaria is this" the strange voice asked

"I don't know oo"

And this continued for some time until it became obvious mama was right.