Masters of the Universe - Beer Man is Coming!!

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Sipping on his homemade Irish Stout, Beer Man, aka @deanoza, was pondering "Hmmm, what will my next move be but damn! This beer is good!"

He wiped the beautiful froth from his mouth thinking "A crisp lager, perhaps some umqombothi or what about another stout?"

The sips became gulps which soon sent him into a trans like state. As he staggered towards his PC, being careful not to spill any of his bitter deliciousness, he saw a post - Masters Of The Universe! Introduction To The African Goddess!

Beer Man loved Africa and, well, a Goddess! He peered through narrow eyes slowly reading through the post. "Well, not quite what I was expecting but she is just sooo cute" he thought when he saw the picture of the African Goddess. She was indeed very cute but also very young. Slightly disappointed with the fact that he won't get laid he knew nonetheless. He knew what his next call of action needed to be! Downing the last third of his stout, gracelessly belching out loud he got up and staggered forth.

"Masters of the Universe!" slurring away "Watch out! Beer Man is coming!"

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What will Beer Man's next move be?

Where did he come from?

Who is he?

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So many questions yet so few answers. Only time will tell!

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Cheers!!

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