Bahah. Here's a post I did about black birds, and what they did to me!
https://steemit.com/homesteading/@farmstead/brewer-s-blackbirds-aka-crap-nuggets-nature-on-the-farmstead-4

But if you don't feel like reading it, long story short, they built a nest by my water spigot and were VERY protective! They FLUTTERED ME. They actually touched me! omg.